CURSE YOU 'MURRICA!!!

"MoparKetchup" (moparketchup) 01/29/2014 at 10:56 • Filed to: Food

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WITH YOUR WRETCTHED DIET AND ALL OF YOUR CHEESECAKE FACTORIES, JIMMY JOHNS *chump* CHIPOTLE, WHOLEFOODS, *chump chump...* PEPPERIDGE FARM MILANO MELTS WITH... * chump * VANILLA CREME * OMNOMNOM *...

Never mind...keep doing your thing...

*burp*

Falls on floor with cookie crumbles all over...

Xesty > MoparKetchup 01/29/2014 at 11:00

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As mayoketchup lies on the floor in cookie nirvana the wall behind him mysteriously begins to open...

(hint: you guys continue the story)

EL_ULY > MoparKetchup 01/29/2014 at 11:00

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yup :]

y mas aqui en Tejas :]

MoparKetchup > EL_ULY 01/29/2014 at 11:04

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He comido Milanos en la isla, pero aquí tienen tanta variedad, que es inhumano...

magman007 > MoparKetchup 01/29/2014 at 11:08

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These will be the end of my diet. Must acquire some boston creme ones!

EL_ULY > MoparKetchup 01/29/2014 at 11:09

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o si, no manches ya se me antojaron unos. Esos mismos de vanilla creme. Como sufre el pueblo lol :]

It's a "Porch-uh" > MoparKetchup 01/29/2014 at 11:16

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Oh Jimmy Johns, I miss you and your awesome bread. You make all other chain sandwich shops taste like cardboard with some mustard. Get your ass out to SoCal.

TheJWT > It's a "Porch-uh" 01/29/2014 at 11:46

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I went there pretty much every other day before college, now I'm in New York and there isn't a single one.

Slave2anMG > MoparKetchup 01/29/2014 at 12:12

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Heresy. They may be yummy but there is but One True Milano. Only one.

MoparKetchup > Slave2anMG 01/29/2014 at 12:46

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Unfortunately I'll be a heretic until I have tried all these flavors... Too much temptation.